(via catober)

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via daffloudil)

sleep:

its all fun and games until the wifi goes out 

(via ihavealuckystar)

accordingtodevin:

Dear Calculus, why would I need to know the shortest distance from point A to point B? There’s Google Maps for that!

accordingtodevin:

My surprised gift for my GF tomorrow. She doesn’t know I exist, yet.

accordingtodevin:

Some of us really need to see a therapist for compulsive lying issues. 

accordingtodevin:

Why I am poor. What’s saving money? x

accordingtodevin:

You know what they say about guys with flashy cars? Gotta compensate somehow :]

accordingtodevin:

Et tu, Lettuce?